Last night, I went to go see the movie WONDERLAND. Dang, it was a crazy and trippy movie.  It's about this pornstar named John Holmes (who supposedly had a 13 inch penis) and his involvement in the Wonderland Murders in 1981.  This is the type of movie that makes you think.  I had no idea what it was about when I bought the ticket, but I had heard of the movie.  Anyways, I liked it and I recommend it!

Moving on, I was updating myself on the news and isn't it such a shame about Roy of Siegfried & Roy??  If you haven't heard it about it yet, here's an excerpt from CNN.com:

I was complaining about watching this show, and I guess it was a good thing that I saw it, because it's not going to be around anymore. 

But then again, looking at the pessimistic side of it, I walked into a death trap when I went to their show.  I was actually PAYING them to get me attacked by a white tiger. 

It's better Roy than me.

I haven't written in here for over a week. OH NO~! It's because I really have nothing to write about -_-+ But I finally thought of something appealing to write about!!

Now, who here watches the best late night show? I hope you guys know what i'm talking about!

THAT'S RIGHT!!!! It's Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Conan is the MAN! So, here is my "tribute" to the person who I watch religiously. ;-P Plus, don't forget to watch his 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL on Sunday at 9:30 pm!

What is it about his LONG RED hair?!

Haha, this one is just funny.

Once again, he has somehow made his hair look so stylish!

Mr. Funny Man on the job...

And just a regular picture of Conan...

Now, you readers may think this is weird. But once you watch Conan, you will understand.  His show is the best! It would be a crime to miss his show. (okay, I'm exaggerating a LOT, but you guys get the picture )

GoooOOo CONAN!

ooo~ watch them go!

Arnold said I needed to update.  Hmm, what shall I write about today?  Basically, nothing is really interesting enough to read about.  I'm saving you xanga fans a lot of time by skipping the details of my bland life.

I thought this was kinda funny. Read!

McDonald's Employees Throw Michigan Man a Beating

MICHIGAN - They take their milkshakes pretty seriously in Detroit. When Alfred Pointer and his wife complained about a watery milkshake they received from the drive through of a McDonald's restaurant, the attendant suggested Mr. Pointer come inside for a refund. There he was allegedly beaten by three employees. The couple has filed a $100 million lawsuit against McDonald's Corp. and the owners of the franchise.

Dayam, I’m never offending any McDonald’s employees -_-+ That's some scary shit!

Currently watching : Hey Arnold!

I went to Las Vegas for the Labor Day weekend.  The highlight of my stay? Watching these two gay fucks :

Advice to you all : Go watch Celine Dion instead.

Seriously, I thought this showed sucked.  They actually FORCE you to clap! This show supposedly had a story line, but I couldn't follow it.  Maybe because the narrators were Siegfried & Roy themselves.  These Nazi's don't know how to speak English for shit! Half the time I was trying to understand what they were trying to say!  The white tigers were a nice touch though.

She was nervous.  She didn’t know what was coming.  No one had warned her.

She walked through the door.  She was confused. ‘What could it possibly be,’ she wondered.  She sat down.  Then, like a bomb, it crushed her.  How could this happen? What did she do?  The words were piercing her, making her slowly shrivel up. ‘This can’t be happening, this can’t be real,’ she thought.

She couldn’t take it any longer.  This was too much to handle.  Soon enough, her tears were falling and her heart was broken.  ‘What do I have to do,’ she asked.  Her credibility was nothing.  She was nothing to them but a guilty suspect.

Questions were asked repetitively.  She answered to the best of her knowledge.  What could she say?  She was shocked beyond belief.  ‘Why me,’ she wondered.  The world was against her.

Everything became clear.  She fit the pieces of the puzzle together.  Besides feeling offended, violated, and hurt, she felt betrayed.  How could anyone trust when the person you trusted the most turned out to be the person who deceived you.

‘I will be liberated,’ she said to herself.  The truth would set her free.  But she knew that no matter how hard she tried, they would always doubt her sincerity.  There always has to be someone to blame.  Nevertheless, she understood.  She was the target, the scapegoat, and not the victim.

She remembered a saying she heard many times before.

“Trust No One”

By Jenny | 8/28/03